i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
just imagine what it must be like to be friends with taylor I bet she’s all like ‘hey I made cookies you can have them’ and send you pictures/videos of her cats and shows you her newest songs and laughs at the shady parts I jUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH TAYLOR SWIFT AHH
whenever taylor is online and I see that I have a new follower I’m all like ‘omg this could be taylor it could be taylor omg omg omg’ and then it’s like a spam/porn blog and i wasted so much of my energy on being excited for nothing
omg tAYLOR OFFICIALLY BECAME ONE OF US: SHE STARTED TALKING ABOUT TUMBLR ON TWITTER AHH YOURE ONE OF US NOW TAYLOR, YOU CANT DENY IT ANYMORE
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.